Your name is Ruggie Bucchi and right now you're dealing with a problem. Or are you? Usually life throws problems at you, but you have a way of turning them from problems more into situations, which are problems except not quite as bad. Because that's just how life works. Some people have luck, and are born with more money than sense, and other people are born into problems and have to make the best of them.

This time, your problem is a simple one: you need to buy as many sandwiches as you can. (And salads, and sauces, and anything else that's edible and about to go bad. You're not picky.) And everything's cheap, going for practically nothing, but that's not how things work with you and life and money. If things are cheap, you gotta make them cheaper.

"...I'll give you 30 for the whole shelf."

"Deal!"

"And here you go. Pleasure doin' business!"

It wasn't like you had anything else you needed to do. You had your bags and you packed your things, you kicked Leona out of bed and this was the last thing you had to do before you went off on a well earned vacation-except-not-really, as you'd lined up a stint dish washing for a diner back home. (But that still was pretty easy. Some people had money and vacations, and others made the most of what time they had.)